Prepare for the Singularity!

7 Mar

In preparation for the  singularity between man and machine, scan the UHP into your neural pathways! This way you’ll get our updates along with all of your friends’ incoming thought-feeds. We’ll also send you directives to attend upcoming UHP events, and even hunger-pulses when there’s free food in the office!

Embrace the toaster within...

Wait…  Has the singularity not happened yet? Oh, then this is awkward… Well, then you can just like us on Facebook in the meantime. And then go on preparing for the coming paradigm shift!

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